NEWSFLASH!! This dude just won the Nobel Peace Prize!! Great Job America, He's one of us!! AWESOME JOB! CONGRATULATIONS! Wait, I'm confused... What did he do again??? i don’t wanna sound like an ass here but allow me to ask this question. what the fuck for? what he do? he ain’t done shit thus far but get elected. and what did he win on? HOPE. HOPE, what a bitch ass sales pitch. Not WILL or WORK or TRIUMPH or GRIT or GUTS but HOPE. Hope is the word you use when you’re not sure of some shit, or you have no control of the outcome. I HOPE the Heat don’t suck this year. I HOPE that chick i met from the club calls me. I sure HOPE i can get some money up to pay rent. I HOPE this AIDS test comes back negative. motherfuckers voted for hope... I’m not mad at the Nobel peace mother-fuckers for giving him the award. they’re just doing what they gotta do, tryin to stay relevant by giving it to the most famous dude in the world. Shit they got me discussing them right now, so it worked. In the past 20 years the average joe the plumber has has probably heard of maybe 5 nobel peace prize winners. Well, lemme congratulate Obama on his big Nobel peace prize win, i HOPE he does something to deserve it.
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