The Shocker

the shocker, what a bunch of bullshit. you ain’t doing nothing with that except getting a hand cramp. the idea behind it is you throw two fingers in a young lady’s vagina and a pinkie in her butt and it’s supposed to be shocking! this must’ve been invented by some frat boys once “two in the pink one in the stink” became played out. get ‘er done bro. i imagine that this hand gesture is championed by douchebags that aren’t getting any pussy and date rapists. i have nothing against double penetration if that’s what the girl’s into but the technique here is flawed. first off what the fuck are you gonna do with a little bitty pinkie wagging around in a butt? position your hand like the shocker, you’re not getting any leverage, you’re not getting any motion, it’s just awkward. it’s just an awkward little pinkie chilling in a butt like, “what am i doing here? should i go?”. yes you should go pinkie, you’re small and you’re weak, leave. leave the butt probing to pointer and middle finger and thumbkin. leave and go home. now let’s look at the other two fingers in the shocker, the two other fingers are positioned in a way where it’s hard to touch the g spot. an effective way to hit the g spot is by employing the”come hither motion”. unless you can bend your fingers sideways it’s impossible to do and you’re not hitting the spot, if you’re not hitting the spot, what good are you? you’re no good, go back to posting pics on twitter and playing with your wii. cuz all you’re doing is jab jab jabbing away at a hole. i say if you’re gonna do d.p., treat the vagina and anus with a little respect and use a multi-handed approach utilizing your strongest and longest fingers. and for god sake make sure it’s lubricated.
in closing, unless you’re double jointed and palming basketballs, put the shocker down because you look like a dipshit.